What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 11:02

Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do I build rapport with anybody?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”